A runs girl’s worst Nightmares

I have been cracking my brain for an appropriate and PG description for a runs girl, for the benefit of those who may not understand the terminology and trust me it has proven to be very difficult. For lack of a better instance, let’s just say a runs girl is into the property exchange business (the property being her body for his money of course).  While most people may abhor and judge runs girls, there are still a fraction of ladies out there who envy them and want to be in their shoes. To experience their lifestyle, the money they get to handle and people they meet. She uses the latest gadgets, shops wherever and anytime she wants, she wears the finest and most expensive weaves and has all the connections with politicians and socialites; technically she is living the life. It may even seem as if she has found an ‘easy’ way of making money; after all is it not just sex? How hard can that be? They might ask but my dears, it is way beyond sex and their lives aren’t as picture perfect as portrayed so to drive my point home, here are a few nightmares these people you admire also face.

A stingy Client:

Nobody likes a stingy man and let me explain something that most people may not have realized; someone can give you money and still be classified as stingy. Did you ask how? When a man gives you money that doesn’t befit his status or what you did for him you have my permission to call him stingy. Can you imagine a politician giving you N20, 000.00 and thinking he has done you a big favor? A runs girl will prefer someone who dishes out large sums very often, sponsor her trips and shower her with expensive gifts; that is who they consider a good catch. She might come home after each rendezvous to share stories to her roommate of how this maga gave her foreign currency and did this and that and poor roommate is drooling with envy but let me burst your bubble sweetheart- she lies half of the time because she is too ashamed to tell you he gave her N5000.00 for transport and that she had bad market.

Used not given:

Yea, there is one who is worst than a stingy man. He’s the one who even needs the money more than she does and while she’s hoping to milk him, he has his own hidden agenda to make sure her visit fetches him some profit. This lady has got a lot on her mind before she goes to an unknown and unfamiliar location to meet her newest catch whom she has never met and knows nothing about except for what she’s told by her pimp or whoever did the hookup (social media gives us the feeling of familiarity); The fear that he might be a ritualist, or that she falls into the hands of someone with mental/anger issues who might beat her up and send her home empty for not satisfying him (at least her life is spared) or what if he suddenly gets a cardiac arrest because she got him too excited and the police is suddenly all up in her business? Her courage might fail her but what pushes her is make this trip is how desperate she is to get that money, hoping against all odds that her instincts are wrong.

Boring…*yawns*:

This nightmare is connected to the second one in some way. If she seems disconnected while with him it is either one or both of these reasons; she is hoping the visit ends without a hitch, that she doesn’t suddenly turn into a rat under him or he collapsing on top of her. She is also trying to figure out how

much he may give her at the end of it and here is a free tip- the kind of ceiling is the room will tell you the size of his pocket (POP, PVC, the box-like ceiling or just normal decking) lol. Boredom is what makes her notice the ceiling in the first place especially when its someone she’s used to at least this time she’s not scared for her life. The session is so boring she starts to write her to-do list in her head “need to do my nails today, visit bisola, and prolly call maga 1 to confirm our appointment this evening” all this just to buy time; what a nightmare.

Who’s your Daddy?

I was listening to a program over the radio some time back and the presenter wanted to get reactions from ladies telling her what you would do if you were to go meet up with an Aristo (a sugar daddy) but on getting there you realize it’s your daddy dearest. Lots of ladies called in with different strategies as to how they would turn it all around to make daddy appear like the bad guy but let me put it to you this way, it is easier to handle if coming as a “what if” than when it is a reality and even though it sounds like something from a story book, it is very likely to happen. Might not be daddy himself but the daddy figure in your life, this nightmare tops all the other 3 because after such an encounter she will be counting more loses.

These nightmares are endless but I chose only a few. A few to give you an insight into her life, she may have chosen it or been forced into it due to circumstances but hey,  I am not here to judge just giving free advice to help you choose your career wisely, wish I had any advice before I chose my career(not in the exchange business oo..lol) so consider today your lucky day.